The country is divided. We must find a way to bring it together.
In the spirit of national unity, the National Football League has found the answer.
As is the American way, many will seek to profit from this moment of national healing.
Jesus, this person likes this idea a little too much.
Continued alienation for some will be inevitable since pumpkin spice will simply not appeal to all of the football lovers out there.
If you find yourself struggling to express your thoughts and feelings on the inexorable nexus between football and pumpkin spice, Amazon has just the product for you.
If the NFL isn’t your thing, you can always settle for one of these pumpkin spice throwbacks.