If there’s something you’d like to try, ask me, I won’t say no. How could I?
I am the son and heir of nothing in particular.Read more
“Bigmouth strikes again! And I’ve got no right to take my place with the human race.”Read more
The boy with the thorn in his side. Behind the hatred there lies a murderous desire for love.Read more
“And if a double-decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.”Read more
I’ve come to wish you an unhappy birthday because you’re evil and you lie and if you should die, I may feel slightly sad (but I won’t cry).Read more